Well, this is definitely the most effective alarm clock that I’ve ever seen. I don’t think anyone can still hold the head high and sleep well, when it starts making noise to wake you up. It’s an auto-donation alarm clock. If you’re simply too lazy to get out of bed to stop it. Then all the money in your bank accounts will go bit by bit as donations to those charities. And finally you’ll become broke.
The Snuznluz Donation Alarm Clock will send automatically a preset amount from your online banking accounts to the charities at each snooze incident. It’s pretty easy to setup, just hook it up to Internet via the RJ45 jack on the back or wirelessly via WiFi. And then use the included web browser config utility, select your online banking institutions from the list of 1,600 supported banks. Supply your login information and then select your favorite HATED charity or non-profit from the included lists (over 6200 currently supported). Then plug in your donation amount per snooze incident ($10 or more), set the time, and alarm, and voila, instant time profit! Make sure you wake immediately to stop it when it starts ringing, unless you wanna run the biggest charity show ever.
[sHiNy]
July 25th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
This was an April Fools post.
July 30th, 2007 at 9:01 am
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